Turner’s Birthday Funeral

My friend Turner recently celebrated his 30th birthday with a funeral. Because I guess the saying is that “once you hit 30, your life is over.” There were many touching speeches given by his closest friends and a funeral procession through the streets to scatter his glittery ashes. We got a lot of strange looks from people as we walked by, probably due to the way Turner was dressed.

Cheers Turner, to your 30th birthday and many more to come.

Setting up.

Ashes and noisemakers.

The guests have arrived!

Making his grand entrance.

Todd the officiant.

Adina looking happy to be at a funeral.

Rachel’s video “eulogy”.

Cliff.

He was obviously very funny.

Sandy really loves cats.

Brian and his awesome feather headpiece.

Turner putting on his wings.

Picking up tubes of glitter to scatter on the streets.

Flowers.

The procession.

The birthday boy!